Saturday, February 28, 2009
{Above 18...} Comic Zone
Q. What is the difference between
hook in cricket and hook in Bra?
A. one sends ball out of boundary and
other keeps ball within the boundary!!
hook in cricket and hook in Bra?
A. one sends ball out of boundary and
other keeps ball within the boundary!!
{Above 18...} Comic Zone
Jab “ Pond” ke advertisement me
Gall dikhate he,
“ Sansilk” k add me Bal dikhate he,
“Lipstic” ke add me lips…
To fir “ whisper” ke add me dhoka kyo?
Jago grahak jago!!!!
Gall dikhate he,
“ Sansilk” k add me Bal dikhate he,
“Lipstic” ke add me lips…
To fir “ whisper” ke add me dhoka kyo?
Jago grahak jago!!!!
{Above 18...} Comic Zone
Arz Kiya hai…..Palat Haseena,
Seene me dum hum bhi rakhte hai
Agar to rakhti hai Bra me 2 bumb
To jockey me ek gun hum bhi
Rakhte hai…….
Seene me dum hum bhi rakhte hai
Agar to rakhti hai Bra me 2 bumb
To jockey me ek gun hum bhi
Rakhte hai…….
Khushi Ke Pal.....
Zailsingh decided to write the MBA exam.
He could understand everything except for the LOGIC part.
One day when he was reading,Rajiv came home.
Rajiv: Zailsinghji How is your MBA preparation?
Zail Singh: Everything is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Rajiv: Logic is very easy.
Zailsingh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Rajiv: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be water in it.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: So, logically, you are married.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: So, that means you are a heterosexual.
Zailsingh was very glad and he understood logic.
Next day he sees Butasingh and he was also preparing for MBA.
Zail: How is your MBA preparation?
Buta: Everything is fine except for the logic.
Zail: Oh, logic is easy.
Buta: Please, give me an example.
Zail: Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Buta: NO, I don't.
Zail: Saala HOMO!!!
He could understand everything except for the LOGIC part.
One day when he was reading,Rajiv came home.
Rajiv: Zailsinghji How is your MBA preparation?
Zail Singh: Everything is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Rajiv: Logic is very easy.
Zailsingh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Rajiv: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be water in it.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: So, logically, you are married.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: So, that means you are a heterosexual.
Zailsingh was very glad and he understood logic.
Next day he sees Butasingh and he was also preparing for MBA.
Zail: How is your MBA preparation?
Buta: Everything is fine except for the logic.
Zail: Oh, logic is easy.
Buta: Please, give me an example.
Zail: Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Buta: NO, I don't.
Zail: Saala HOMO!!!
Friday, February 6, 2009
Kuch Khyal Dil Se.......tere liye....
Iss badi si duniya mein har shakhs ko choti si Ek Talaash hoti hai.. Kisi ko dost ki.. kisi ko pyaar ki.. kisi ko chahat ki .. aur kisi ko APNO ki ... Bass ek Apna joh sirf Apna ho ..shayad aur kuch bhi nahii!!
Yeh duniya hai bahut badi..
tum kaha me kaha pata nahi
Ek talash me nikli hoon
miloge tum ya nahi..
Yahan ho tum wahan ho tum
kidhar ho tum pata nahi
Dur se dekha to pass the tum
Pass aayi toh Dur huye tum..
Dil doondta hai tumhe yahin kahin
bata toh doh miloge tum ya nahi
Ek talash main hoon aaj bhi
Mil sako toh mil jana kabhi yahin !!
Yeh duniya hai bahut badi..
tum kaha me kaha pata nahi
Ek talash me nikli hoon
miloge tum ya nahi..
Yahan ho tum wahan ho tum
kidhar ho tum pata nahi
Dur se dekha to pass the tum
Pass aayi toh Dur huye tum..
Dil doondta hai tumhe yahin kahin
bata toh doh miloge tum ya nahi
Ek talash main hoon aaj bhi
Mil sako toh mil jana kabhi yahin !!
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