Bollywood marriage

Always allow the bosses to speak first

Always allow the bosses to speak first

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.

The ghost says: Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each”

So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. “Pfufffff and he was gone.

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted “I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails.”Pfufffff and he was also gone.

The boss calmly said, “I want these two idiots back right now .” Pfuffff ……….:p

Lesson :- ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSSES TO SPEAK FIRST

Achcha Lagta Hai

UsKe Bin Chup Chup Rehna Ab Achcha Lagta Hai,
Khamoshi Se Ek Dard Ko Sehna Achcha Lagta Hai,


Jis Hasti Ki Yaad Mein Aansoo Baraste Hai,
Samane UsKe Kuch Na Kehna Achcha Lagta Hai,


MilKar UsSe Bhichad Na Jaoon Darta Rehta Hoon,
IsLiye Bas Door Hi Rehna Achcha Lagta Hai,


Jee Chahe Saari Khushiya LeKar UsKo De doon,
UsKe Pyar Mein Sab Kuch Khona Achcha Lagta Hai,


UsKa Milna Na Milna Qismat Ki Baat Hai,
Pal Pal UsKi Yaad mein Rona Achcha Lagta Hai,


UsKe Bina Saari Khushiya Aajab lagti Hai,
Ro Ro Kar UsKi Yaad Mein Sona Achcha Lagta Hai,


HamSe Mohabbato Ki Numayaish Na Ho Saki,
Bas itna Jaante Hai Ki Tumhe Chahte rehna achcha lagta hai..!!!

Enjoy collage life

.college ------- yaadein

2.pricipal ------ Jaani Dushman

3.classes ------- kabhi kabhi

4.canteen------- kabhi alvida na kehna

5.course -------- godzilla

6.exams -------- kalyug

7.examination hall---- chamber of secret

8.exam-time ---------- qayamat se qayamt tak

9. question paper --------- paheli

10.answer paper ---------- kora kagaz

11.cheating ---------- aksar/chupke chupke

12. paper out ---------- plan

13.examiner ------------- the killer

14.last exam ----------- independence day

15.paper correction --------- andha kanoon

16.marks ----------- assambhav

17.result ----------- murder

18.pass ------------ ajjoba/ chamatkar

19. fail ----------- devdas

20.supplementary ------- aakhri raasta

21.vacation ------------- waah life hoto aisi


Enjoy collage life.

ऐसा दोस्त चाहिए

ऐसा दोस्त चाहिए जो हमे अपना मान सके,
जो हमारे दिल को जान सके,
चल रहे है हम तेज़ बारिश मे,
फिर भी पानी मे से आँसुओ को पहचान सके!!!!

ख़ुश्बू की तरह मेरी सांसो मे रहना
लहू बनके मेरी नसनस मे बहना,
दोस्ती होती है रिश्तो का अनमोल गेहना
इसलिए इस दोस्ती को कभी अलविदा ना कहना

शैदाई समझ कर जिसे था दिल में बसाया ।
कातिल था वही उसने मेरा कत्ल कराया ॥

दुनिया को दिखाने जो चला दर्द मैं अपने,
हर घर में दिखा मुझको तो दुख दर्द का साया ।

किसको मैं सुनाऊँ ये तो मुश्किल है फसाना
दुश्मन था वही मैने जिसे भाई बनाया ।

मैं कांप रहा हूँ कि वो किस फन से डसेगा,
फिर आज है उसने मुझसे प्यार जताया ।

आकाश में उड़ता था मैं परवाज़ थी ऊँची,
पर नोंच मुझे उसने जमीं पर है गिराया ।

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FOR FRIENDSHIP tune!!
Friendship is a collection of hearts, ready 2 give, share and
understand. It never fades & never ends. It only reminds us that
life is not perfect without a friend

Save your Mobile Bill

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting... on a Saturday morning... after breakfast...

Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.

Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.

Maid: So - what is the problem? We all use our work telephones !