Khushi Ke Pal.....

Zailsingh decided to write the MBA exam.
He could understand everything except for the LOGIC part.
One day when he was reading,Rajiv came home.
Rajiv: Zailsinghji How is your MBA preparation?
Zail Singh: Everything is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Rajiv: Logic is very easy.
Zailsingh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Rajiv: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be water in it.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: So, logically, you are married.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: So, that means you are a heterosexual.
Zailsingh was very glad and he understood logic.
Next day he sees Butasingh and he was also preparing for MBA.
Zail: How is your MBA preparation?
Buta: Everything is fine except for the logic.
Zail: Oh, logic is easy.
Buta: Please, give me an example.
Zail: Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Buta: NO, I don't.
Zail: Saala HOMO!!!