ऐसा दोस्त चाहिए

ऐसा दोस्त चाहिए जो हमे अपना मान सके,
जो हमारे दिल को जान सके,
चल रहे है हम तेज़ बारिश मे,
फिर भी पानी मे से आँसुओ को पहचान सके!!!!

ख़ुश्बू की तरह मेरी सांसो मे रहना
लहू बनके मेरी नसनस मे बहना,
दोस्ती होती है रिश्तो का अनमोल गेहना
इसलिए इस दोस्ती को कभी अलविदा ना कहना

शैदाई समझ कर जिसे था दिल में बसाया ।
कातिल था वही उसने मेरा कत्ल कराया ॥

दुनिया को दिखाने जो चला दर्द मैं अपने,
हर घर में दिखा मुझको तो दुख दर्द का साया ।

किसको मैं सुनाऊँ ये तो मुश्किल है फसाना
दुश्मन था वही मैने जिसे भाई बनाया ।

मैं कांप रहा हूँ कि वो किस फन से डसेगा,
फिर आज है उसने मुझसे प्यार जताया ।

आकाश में उड़ता था मैं परवाज़ थी ऊँची,
पर नोंच मुझे उसने जमीं पर है गिराया ।

FRIENDSHIP tune

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FOR FRIENDSHIP tune!!
Friendship is a collection of hearts, ready 2 give, share and
understand. It never fades & never ends. It only reminds us that
life is not perfect without a friend

Save your Mobile Bill

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting... on a Saturday morning... after breakfast...

Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.

Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.

Maid: So - what is the problem? We all use our work telephones !

Use this In Your Life

Talk--------------Softly
Walk---------------Humbly
Eat-------------------Sensibly
Breathe-------------------Deeply
Sleep---------------------Sufficiently
Dress---------------------------Smartly
Act-------------------------------Fearlessly
Work---------------------------------Patiently
Think-----------------------------------Truthfully
Believe------------------------------------Correctly
Behave----------------------------------------Decently
Learn--------------------------------------------Practically
Plan---------------------------------------------------Orderly
Earn-----------------------------------------------------Honestly
Save--------------------------------------------------------Regularly
Spend-----------------------------------------------------Intelligently
Love---------------------------------------------------------Passionatly

My name is ........James Bond

On a flight James bond was sitting next to a Telugu guy.
Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know your name please?"
James Bond: "My name is Bond" Continuing in his inimitable style, "......James Bond."
Then Bond asks: "And you?"
Telugu Guy: "My name is Rao...
Siva Rao...
Samba Siva Rao...
Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao..."
Then on...when james bond meets somebody .... says his name as james bond....ha..ha..ha..ha

कोई दीवाना कहता है

मत करो कोई वादा जिसे तुम निभा न सको,

मत चाहो उसे जिसे तुम पा न सको,

प्यार कहाँ किसी का पूरा होता है,

इसका तो पहला शब्द ही अधूरा होता है.. !!

...............ISKA JAWAB...............


माना की प्यार का पहला अक्षर अधूरा है,

लेकिन 'प' को निकल दो तो यार रह जाता है

और आप जैसा यार हो

तो ज़िंदगी से भी प्यार हो जाता है



...............REMEMBER ALWAYS………..


यूं तो प्यार करने वाले तुम्हें कम न मिलेंगे,

मिल जाएंगे हम जैसे बहुत ,,, पर हम न मिलेंगे.




...............NOW ENJOY...............



उन्हें भूलने की कोशिश की मैंने,

दिल ने कहा याद करते रहना...

वो हमारे दर्द की फरियाद सुने न सुने,

अपना तो फ़र्ज़ है उन्हें प्यार करते रहना...............

कोई दीवाना कहता है कोई पागल समझता है
मगर धरती की बेचैनी को बस बादल समझता है
मै तुझसे दूर कैसा हू तू मुझसे दूर कैसी है
ये मेरा दिल समझता है या तेरा दिल समझता है
मोहबत्त एक अहसासों की पावन सी कहानी है
कभी कबीरा दीवाना था कभी मीरा दीवानी है
यहाँ सब लोग कहते है मेरी आँखों में आसूं है
जो तू समझे तो मोती है जो ना समझे तो पानी है
मै जब भी तेज़ चलता हू नज़ारे छूट जाते है
कोई जब रूप गढ़ता हू तो सांचे टूट जाते है
मै रोता हू तो आकर लोग कन्धा थपथपाते है
मै हँसता हू तो अक्सर लोग मुझसे रूठ जाते है
समंदर पीर का अन्दर लेकिन रो नहीं सकता
ये आसूं प्यार का मोती इसको खो नहीं सकता
मेरी चाहत को दुल्हन तू बना लेना मगर सुन ले
जो मेरा हो नहीं पाया वो तेरा हो नहीं सकता
भ्रमर कोई कुम्दनी पर मचल बैठा तो हंगामा
हमारे दिल कोई ख्वाब पल बैठा तो हंगामा
अभी तक डूब कर सुनते थे सब किस्सा मोह्बत्त का
मै किस्से को हक्कीकत में बदल बैठा तो हंगामा
बहुत बिखरा बहुत टूटा थपेडे सह नहीं पाया
हवाओं के इशारों पर मगर मै बह नहीं पाया
अधूरा अनसुना ही रह गया ये प्यार का किस्सा
कभी तू सुन नहीं पाई कभी मै कह नहीं पाया

ये दुनिया बहाना ढूंढ लेती है

मेरी खामोशियों में भी फसाना ढूंढ लेती है

बड़ी शातिर है ये दुनिया बहाना ढूंढ लेती है

हकीकत जिद किए बैठी है चकनाचूर करने को

मगर हर आंख फिर सपना सुहाना ढूंढ लेती है

न चिडि़या की कमाई है न कारोबार है कोई

वो केवल हौसले से आबोदाना ढूंढ लेती है

समझ पाई न दुनिया मस्लहत मंसूर की अब तक

जो सूली पर भी हंसना मुस्कुराना ढूंढ लेती है

उठाती है जो खतरा हर कदम पर डूब जाने का

वही कोशिश समन्दर में खजाना ढूंढ लेती है

जुनूं मंजिल का, राहों में बचाता है भटकने से

मेरी दीवानगी अपना ठिकाना ढूंढ लेती है

तुम-सा नहीं मिलता

लोग कहते हैं ज़मीं पर किसी को खुदा नहीं मीलता
शायद उन लोगों को दोस्त कोई तुम-सा नहीं मिलता


किस्मतवालों को ही milati है पनाह कीसी के dil में
यूं हर शख़्स को तो जन्नत का पता नहीं milata


अपने सायें से भी ज़यादा यकीं है मुझे तुम पर
अंधेरों में तुम तो mil जाते हो, साया नहीं milata


इस बेवफ़ा zindagi से शायद मुझे इतनी मोहब्बत ना होती
अगर इस ज़िंदगी में दोस्त कोई तुम जैसा नहीं milata


मानता हूँ कुछ गम मैंने दोस्तों से छुपाए हैं
कहना चाहता हूँ मगर kya करूँ हौसला नहीं मिलता
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


चिराग को बुझा दो,रोशनी की जरूरत क्या है
पास मेरे तुम हो , तस्वीर की जरूरत क्या है



होऊँगा जब उम्रे गुलाम , माँग लूँगा खुद ही
अभी से किसी के सहारे की जरूरत क्या है



जो भाग्य में लिखा होगा, वही तो होगा
तकदीर से तकरार की जरूरत क्या है



जिसे मिला आसमां, वह उसका नसीब है
सोचकर मन खराब करने की जरूरत क्या है



तकदीर से ज्यादा, कम किसी को नहीं मिला
हम खुदा नहीं, खुद कोसने की जरूरत क्या है

खुशी भी दोस्तो से

खुशी भी दोस्तो से है,
गम भी दोस्तो से है,

तकरार भी दोस्तो से है,
प्यार भी दोस्तो से है,

रुठना भी दोस्तो से है,
मनाना भी दोस्तो से है,

बात भी दोस्तो से है,
मिसाल भी दोस्तो से है,

नशा भी दोस्तो से है,
शाम भी दोस्तो से है,

जिन्दगी की शुरुआत भी दोस्तो से है,
जिन्दगी मे मुलाकात भी दोस्तो से है,

मौहब्बत भी दोस्तो से है,
इनायत भी दोस्तो से है,

काम भी दोस्तो से है,
नाम भी दोस्तो से है,

ख्याल भी दोस्तो से है,
अरमान भी दोस्तो से है,

ख्वाब भी दोस्तो से है,
माहौल भी दोस्तो से है,

यादे भी दोस्तो से है,
मुलाकाते भी दोस्तो से है,

सपने भी दोस्तो से है,
अपने भी दोस्तो से है,

या यूं कहो यारो,
अपनी तो दुनिया ही दोस्तो से है

कोई तुमसे पूछे कौन हूँ मैं :-

कोई तुमसे पूछे कौन हूँ मैं ,
तुम कह देना कोई ख़ास नहीं .
एक दोस्त है कच्चा पक्का सा ,
एक झूठ है आधा सच्चा सा .
जज़्बात को ढके एक पर्दा बस ,
एक बहाना है अच्छा सा .
जीवन का एक ऐसा साथी है ,
जो दूर हो के पास नहीं .
कोई तुमसे पूछे कौन हूँ मैं ,
तुम कह देना कोई ख़ास नहीं .
हवा का एक सुहाना झोंका है ,
कभी नाज़ुक तो कभी तुफानो सा .
शक्ल देख कर जो नज़रें झुका ले ,
कभी अपना तो कभी बेगानों सा .
जिंदगी का एक ऐसा हमसफ़र ,
जो समंदर है , पर दिल को प्यास नहीं .
कोई तुमसे पूछे कौन हूँ मैं ,
तुम कह देना कोई ख़ास नहीं .
एक साथी जो अनकही कुछ बातें कह जाता है ,
यादों में जिसका एक धुंधला चेहरा रह जाता है .
यूँ तो उसके न होने का कुछ गम नहीं ,
पर कभी - कभी आँखों से आंसू बन के बह जाता है .
यूँ रहता तो मेरे तसव्वुर में है ,
पर इन आँखों को उसकी तलाश नहीं .
कोई तुमसे पूछे कौन हूँ मैं ,
तुम कह देना कोई ख़ास नहीं

its: भैंस चालीसा

महामूर्ख दरबार में, लगा अनोखा केस
फसा हुआ है मामला, अक्ल बङी या भैंस
अक्ल बङी या भैंस, दलीलें बहुत सी आयीं
महामूर्ख दरबार की अब,देखो सुनवाई
मंगल भवन अमंगल हारी- भैंस सदा ही अकल पे भारी
भैंस मेरी जब चर आये चारा- पाँच सेर हम दूध निकारा
कोई अकल ना यह कर पावे- चारा खा कर दूध बनावे
अक्ल घास जब चरने जाये- हार जाय नर अति दुख पाये
भैंस का चारा लालू खायो- निज घरवारि सी.एम. बनवायो
तुमहू भैंस का चारा खाओ- बीवी को सी.एम. बनवाओ
मोटी अकल मन्दमति होई- मोटी भैंस दूध अति होई
अकल इश्क़ कर कर के रोये- भैंस का कोई बाँयफ्रेन्ड ना होये
अकल तो ले मोबाइल घूमे- एस.एम.एस. पा पा के झूमे
भैंस मेरी डायरेक्ट पुकारे- कबहूँ मिस्ड काल ना मारे
भैंस कभी सिगरेट ना पीती- भैंस बिना दारू के जीती
भैंस कभी ना पान चबाये - ना ही इसको ड्रग्स सुहाये
शक्तिशालिनी शाकाहारी- भैंस हमारी कितनी प्यारी
अकलमन्द को कोई ना जाने- भैंस को सारा जग पहचाने
जाकी अकल मे गोबर होये- सो इन्सान पटक सर रोये
मंगल भवन अमंगल हारी- भैंस का गोबर अकल पे भारी
भैंस मरे तो बनते जूते- अकल मरे तो पङते जू

haaton ki lakeerein

अमानत समझ के रखना
मेरे हातों की लकीरों को

भूलना न मेरी उलझी हुई
मेरे शहर से गुज़रती हुई राहों को

रेत में संभाले रखना
मेरे पैरों के निशानों को

महसूस करना हवा में मिली हुई
मेरी गूंजती हुई आवाज़ों को

थाम लेना अपने अक्स में
मेरी बिखरती हुई यादों को

मेरी पहचान एक नगीना है
इसे खोने न देना, मरने न देना मुझे परदेस
रोक लेना मेरी मौत को अपनी मिट्टी में
ऐं मेरे वतन

बाँध लेना अपने आप से
मेरी मिटती हुई साँसों को


AIPS!
AIPS, That's what we call ourselves. Aditi, Indu, Pooja and Swati, yes, it is in alphabetical order. This has possibly been the most fun time in the United States of America. Indu, my room mate and Pooja and Aditi, my neighbors, are the reason, why there have been no depressing posts on my blog lately!

It's funny, we even formed a google group recently, which has a funny name, the name being its12peoplesleeping :). It's a misnomer which will most likely be interpreted in the wrong way by most people because they are not aware of the reason behind this name ;) But, then again, that's the funny secret we share...

The other day, we thought of having a girl's night! So, we got together, got out favourite chips and drinks, and spent an entire night talking, chatting and gossiping to our heart's content about everything under the sun. However, I had to make a deadly project submission the previous night, which had caused tremendous sleep loss, thus making me feel very sleepy and eventually making me fall asleep without even realizing it.

AND, when I woke up, I heard laughter and felt that I was the reason behind this laughter. Pictures were taken and videos were being shot, and I had a funny feeling at the back of my mind, that there was something wrong with my face. Indu asked Pooja to hand me a mirror so that I could look at my face. And hah! I was the face double of Gabbar Singh!

Haha! This is what they did to me while I was asleep! When I was finally conscious of what had happened, I laughed too! I was asked to repeat a dialogue from the movie Sholay, "Ye haat humko dede thakur", while a video of mine was being shot! And I replied saying, "Ye Camera mujhe dede thakur"!

Times, I will remember all my life!

रंगीन
रंगीन मन का एक कोना
छुपाया है दुनिया से

इस कोने में बैठ के
हम घंटों तुम्हे याद करते

घंटों सपने बुनते
मीलों ज़िन्दगी निहारते

इस रंग में लिपटी
मेरी शर्म में मिटती
मेरी उल्फत की राहें
तुम तक मुझे पोहोचाके भी न पोहोचाएं

अजब रंगीन कोना है
जो सबसे छुपाया है
तुमसे भी....

Making your own Gems Repository
I am so happy to write my first Tech Blog! Yay!

So, I will explain to you, how you can make your own gems repository for private use within a small organization. This article assumes that you have a debian based client-server architecture. This article also assumes that you have a way of reaching the server through your machine. You need the following to make your own gems repository

1. A web server running (In my case apache2) on the server machine from now referred to as S
2. Rubygems installed on S

Now follow the steps.

Server Side : (The actual gem repository)

1. Install builder using the following command

sudo gem install builder

2. Say, /var/www is the root directory for your web server (It can be anything as long as it is properly listed in the config file which in our case is /etc/apache2/sites-available/default)
3. Issue the following commands

cd /var/www
mkdir gems (If root privileges are required then a sudo mkdir gems)

4. Then copy all the gems into this directory with the following command

cp -r /usr/lib/ruby/gems/1.8 /var/www/gems

5. Your gems directory may be at a different location, you can look it up using the folowing command

ruby -e 'puts $:'

6. Once you have copied all the gems, issue the following command

gem generate_index -d /var/www

After running this command you can issue the following command to check your local gems,

gem query --local

This command will list all the local gems that will be present in the repository.
7. After running this command, your yaml indexes would be generated. Now you can run the following command to start your gem server

sudo gem server http://hostname.domain.com:8808

where hostname.domain.com is the name of your computer followed by the port number 8808.
8. This should start your gem server!!!!!

A note : You should repeat this process on the server each time you install a new gem if you want this gem to be in your repository for remote install in your clients.

Client Side : (Where all the installtions will be performed using the gem install command)

1. Add the repository to your gem sources list using the following command

sudo gem sources -a http://hostname.domain.com:8808

This will add the gem repository to your gem sources.

Testing on the client

To test whether your system is working, do the following.
1. Remove rubyforge source from the sources list using the following command

sudo gem sources -r http://gems.rubyforge.com

2. List the sources using the following command

sudo gem sources

You should see only your own gem repository listed. If you have others, remove them as well, they can be added easily again using the 'gem sources -a http://hostname.domain.com' command
3. And now try to install any gem that is not installed on your client but is available in your gem repository. For example if you do not have "god" installed on your client but have it in your gem repository, issue the command

sudo gem install god

4. If your installation succeeds, you can rejoice and shout woohooo (this is what I did when it actually happened!!!)

I hope this is helpful to beginners like me. I also hope I have the jargon right as I am writing a tech blog for the first time. More tech blogs to follow! If you have any question, leave me a comment and I will try to answer them.


Girly date!
Today was the first girly date that I had in the US. It was fun!!! Annie took me out to Denny's and I had my favourite veggie cheese omlette and she had the spicy buffalo chicken melt!!! Yummy !!! It was fun, because for the first time, I felt that someone understood me and I was not the only one to think the way I do. We decided to do a lot of girly things later on for example, get dressed and wear a lot of make up and go shopping!! Or I could curl her hair and she could straighten mine.

This was the first time, I was not out with a boy, I hardly have any girl friends who I go out with. Finally, I found someone with who my frequency matched! I hope I haven't said it too soon. But I like being with her. She told me about her life at Delhi and I was so shocked at the things she told me. She said she was immune to eve teasing and similar things which just prove that Delhi is such a horrible place and such things happen so frequently that girls become immune to it, yuck! Good males in Delhi, please do something about it, to save your women from such agony... It disgusted me to hear about these things and just made me feel good about living in Pune.

Overall, it was fun! We cribbed, we laughed, we ate and we smiled! Thanks Annie :)

A slightly cheerful post
I've realized that the past few posts were really, really depressing. I think, it's high time I wrote a slightly cheerful post. :) Well, the past few days have been good. I haven't fought with my best friend for like 15 days now which is such a great feat. (Well, for the past 3 years, I have fought with him every alternate day, so this is really, really something!!!!) Yes, even if we fight so much, he is my best friend!!

But, the best thing of all is that my mother and my sister are going to be visiting me, YAYYYYYYYY!!! I am super happy about this. I am dieing to see them. I am sure, I won't be able to control my tears when I see them! I am just so so so so so excited about this!

Living here, in the United States has taught me so much about myself. I've realized that I am way too sensitive as compared to a lot of people. I have realized that I am prepared to face anything, come what may. Any failures, any setbacks, I can face them without fear. And hell, I can code, and I can code as much as I want :)

Anyway, I should get back to coding now!

I miss India
Well, sorry if this turns out to be a sentimental post. But, I really, really miss India.

I used to hate Pune when I was in Pune, but now, all I can think about is getting back to that city. A city where I could ride my motor cycle at 2 a.m. in the night without feeling unsafe. A city with so much culture dissolved in its day to day life. I miss Dancing. I miss Bharatnatyam, I miss you Ashwini Tai. I miss performing at the Ganesh Kala Krida Manch, at the Bharat Natya Mandir, at the Tilak Smarak Mandir, at the Yashwant Rao Chavhan Natya Griha.... I miss the feel of the wooden stage against my bare feet, I miss it, I yearn for it...

I miss going to Sweet Charriot in Koregaon Park, a dear friend had introduced me to it. Vaishali was always a small bike's ride away. I miss Bedhekar Misal. I spent such a great time with my mom and my sister there. I miss Ferfusson College, where I spent the best two years of my life, carefree and hopeful, ambitious and jolly. I miss the evening Boat Club at COEP, where somehow, the setting sun would mellow all the fears in my heart. I miss the rainy season, I miss the Khadakwaasla Dam, the NDA ride, it was beautiful and serene. I miss the Agricultural College and the Morning and Evening walks....I miss the Range Hills Road.... I miss the Pune University... The beautiful gardens there and my dance performance there...

I miss my old house near the MIT hills. I miss watching the rains hide these hills, I miss getting wet on the terrace. I miss studying on the terrace, miss that terrace so much!!!! SO SO SO SO MUCH!!!!

Pune, a city so close to my heart... A city where I first learned to love, to give.. to give without inhibitions, to love without any conditions...

The next city very close to my heart is Bombay. I am not calling it Mumbai, sounds very unreal to me, because since I was a child, I have visited my grand parents place in Bombay and not Mumbai, so I am not going to call it Mumbai. I miss the juhu Chowpati, a place where my Chacha chachi would take me and my cousins to. Where we got wet in the salty water without thinking twice. Bhelpuri and pani puri was delicious, no body was weight conscious, in fact our parents liked us being fat.

I love the Hare Krishna temple. It is so beautiful. I miss shopping in Vile Parle with my mom, where we would shop for hours and spend hardly anything. I miss having chilled Nimbu Pani after shopping and before taking the evening, completely packed local train to Malad. I miss all that. I miss my mom. I miss hugging her, talking to her like a kid. I had to tell her everything.

I miss playing cricket with Kutti and Unni, my friends in Bombay. We would play cricket in a small Verandah in front of our building. I miss our small 10 rupee parties which I would organize and my mother help me organize. I miss playing hide and seek on the terrace of our building. I miss my childhood Bombay.

And then, I miss IIT Bombay, a place which is magical, a place which introduced me to such a plethora of emotions, of pain, of ecstacy, of disappointment, of anger, of nothingness.... I miss IIT Powai, and I will always remember it as the place where I changed from being a girl to being a woman.

I miss India ... I just so miss India.... the place where I belong...

Life in the USA
Its weird how lonliness kills you into writing such sad posts. Thats a cheerful start to an otherwise dismal article....


But anyway, I landed here on the 28th of July, 2008 and ever since I have lived a life of total luxury. Blessed with tons of assignments, millions of projects and eons of hardwork. I wash, I cook, I eat, I code, I attend lectures, I write, I study and then attend more lectures and cook more, wash more and eat more and then when its time to sleep, I wake up again into another cheerful day.


I am so happy, I can hardly explain. I am so happy that I don't want to eat sometimes, its as if appetite suddenly looks up at me and tells me, "you don't need my, why bother?" My dreams are even more cheerful than my actual, living life. I dream of bald guys being tortured in my house, of wild bulls chasing me and of my getting pregnant.... Its so good, I love this life, had always dreamt of it... Its so good that I want it to get over, so that I can understand the value of a horrible life...


My house is a wonderful place to be.. It has lovely lights, and lovely carpets... They are so lovely that I never want to vacuum clean them... And my favorite piece of entertainment... My only friend in the united states... my amazing laptop... with the internet badwidth so high, I have an amazing time... At least the luxury of youtube videos being played without having to wait for them to get buffered...


Life is simply great... I wish it would end now!

हज़ार टुकडों में बट गई हूँ मैं,
कुछ इधर कुछ उधर ....
नाम के लिए जी रही हूँ,
हज़ार सालों से, सदियों से

मैंने जैसे खून से महेंदी लगायी है...
मैंने जैसे आँसू जेवर बनाये हैं...

अकेलापन
अकेलेपन का कोई मोल नही रहा....
अनजानी गहरायिओं में कभी बहुत सस्ते में मिलता था....

आजकल तो लोगों की भीड़ में
बिना किसी मोल के मिलता है, खरीदना भी नही पड़ता....

मन तो वहीं छूट गया है जहाँ मेरा घर है।
अलग राह की सीमा अब दिखी है जब घर नही पासमें।

लौट के जाऊँ तो कैसे,
मायने जो बदल गए हैं .....
हर राह जो बदल गई है
हर मंजिल जो बदल गई है......

Mr. Handsome in America
Mr. Handsome in America turned out to be a non American ....

bhor
bhor hui...mangal mangal
kal ki purva...aaj bhi hai


dheemi dheemi raat bhi,
diya jale jangal jangal..


ganga gunje paas hee mein
karvat leti idhar udhar,


dharti ki halchal pe nirbhar,
maili hoti saath hee mein...


bhor mein milti...
chanchal ganga,
doob woh jaati,
dooba deti woh...


shubhra hai ganga
ke bhor pavittar,
saaf woh karti..
saaf hoti woh.


mai bhi nadi hoon,
mai bhi bhor,
khud mein milke
mil mai jaati...

maili hoti,
goonjti mai..
shubhra shubhra
khil mai jaati...



ek phool,
aaj maila hua...

haath ki kharonch se
aaj woh gila hua...

par koi dard nahi,
koi gam nahi...

koi ehsaas nahi
jo use mehroom hua

par pata chala ki
woh kharonch uski nahi thhi,
usse abaad karne ko nahi thhi...
bas kuchalne ko thhi,
usmein chhupi hui masumiyat ko...

waqt
har waqt ek saans mein guzarta hai,
paani ki pyaas samjha ke....

nikalta hai mere kareeb se,
par ehsaas doori ka dikhata hai...

mai akeli hoti hoon, haath khole hue,
ek boond ke intezaar mein...

par asmaan barasta nahi,, lekin
meri aankh mein moti chhod jaata hai....

Fact of Kiss

1. An act of kissing puts 29 facial muscles in motion. In other words, kissing can be used as an
effective exercise to prevent the development of wrinkles.

2. Lovers swap saliva containing various substances e.g. fats, mineral salts, proteins while kissing.

According to latest studies, the exchange of the above substances can give a boost to the
production of antibodies which are made specifically to deal with the antigens associated with
different diseases as they are encountered.

3. As a rule, 66 percent of people keep their eyes closed while kissing. The rest take pleasure in
watching the emotions run the gamut on the faces of their partners.

4. According to U.S. statistics, an American woman would kiss an average of 80 men before she
gets married.

5. A quick romantic kiss will burn about 2-3 calories, whereas French kiss (an openmouthed kiss
with tongue contact) will obliterate more than 5 calories.

6. Sensitivity of the lips is 200 times higher than that of the fingers.

7. It is thought that men who kiss their wives goodbye before going to work live five years longer
than those who just slam the door. Men of the latter category are said to be more prone to
traffic accidents.

8. Smooching passionately for 90 seconds will elevate blood pressure and cause the pulse rate
to go racing. It will also increase the level of hormones in the blood, thus reducing life by one
minute.

9. French kiss is called a “juncture of souls” in France . Not only the lips do the job, the tongues
come into play too. The passionate French invented another variety of the soul kiss in which
only the tongues are employed.

10. Contrary to a popular belief, the Eskimos do not merely rub their noses against each other in
a display of love and affection. The lips open up a bit once the olfactory organs of the kissing
partners meet. Then the Eskimos take a deep breath and send the air out while holding their

lips closed. After savoring the scent of each other, the partners press noses against each
other’s cheeks and freeze for a minute of two.

Ek Dukhi Pati

**WARNING** THIS IS NOT STRICTLY TRUE IN EVERY SAALI'S. AND DO NOT TAKE THIS PERSONALLY!!
*What is the difference between Saali & Wife*
Saali is Beauty
, Wife is Duty
Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension
Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi
Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka
Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool
Saali is Tooti - Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi
Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAKE
If you have a Saali pass it on to her and let her know How you feel about her.This is your chance
If you haven't got a Saali then still Pass it on to others. let them have a good Laugh.

Jokes in hindi

बीबी इन सेक्सी मूड - "आज मुझे रस्सी से बाँध के जो करना है कर लो"

पति ने उसे बाँध दिया ओर नौकरानी के साथ ..... :)




सांता : रात मेरे सपने मे लड़की आई
वाइफ :अकेली आई होगी
सांता : तुम्हे कैसे पता
वाइफ : उसका पति मेरे सपने मे आया था





यमराज हिजड़े से - लाओ दुनिया में क्या किया हिसाब दो
हिजड़ा - भोसड़ी के देके क्या भेजा था,जो हिसाब माँग रहे हो





सांता Kissed His Girl Friend In Park

Girl Friend -प्लीज़ ये सब शादी से पहले नही

सांता - Don't worry, I Am Married.

Ek ladki thi deewani si

Ek ladki thi deewani si

Orkut pe hi milti thi
.
Nazrain jhuka ke
.
Sharma ke
..
Orkut mein jaane kya dekha karti thi!
.
.Kuchh kehana tha shaayad usko
.
Par jaane kis se darti thi
.
Jab bhi online me milti thi mujhse
.
Yehi poochha karti thi
.
Yeh online kyun hota hai,
Yeh online kyun hota hai

.
aur main sirf yehi kahta tha

Jab hum kisi ko dil se yaad karte hai aur woh humse dur hota hai, tab hum online ho kar uske dil ke kareb hote hai...................

Dil ke kone se

Me Dooba to kinare pe khari thi duniya
Hasne walo me mera Muqaddar b tha
Ro raha tha jo janaze se Lipat kar mere
Kaise keh doo k wohi mera Qatil b tha

Dil ke kone se

Sükööñ-è-jååñ k liye ab main duaa kaise karoon,
Dard jab tum ne diya hai to gila kaise karoon,
Aksar laute hain manzil se yahi soch k hum,
Ab mukamal yeh safar tmhare bina kaise karoon,
Thi koi mere hi hathon ki lakeeron mein kami,
Apni taqdeer ka ab tum se gila kiase karoon?

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+ YOU

Zakham + You = MARHAM

Tanhayee + You = MEHFIL

Tears + You = SMILE

Raasta + You = MANZIL

Nothing + You = EVERYTHING

Me + You = F.R.I.E.N.D. S.

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Sweet friendship

…………...♥I♥S♥ ♥F♥O♥R♥
...................♥O♥U♥R♥
.............F♥R♥I♥E♥N♥D♥S♥H♥I♥P

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Friend ship is not collection of hearts ....
but it is a selection of hearts....
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

FRIENDSHIP MEANS

FRIENDSHIP MEANS BEAUTY OF A HUMAN

FRIENDSHIP MEANS LIKE GOLDS

FRIENDSHIP MEANS FRESH FLOWER

FRIENDSHIP MEANS FEELING

FRIENDSHIP MEANS HAPPINESS

FRIENDSHIP MEANS PLEASED

FRIENDSHIP MEANS SHARING

FRIENDSHIP MEANS THINKING

FRIENDSHIP MEANS SUGGESTION

FRIENDSHIP MEANS CONNECTION

FRIENDSHIP MEANS WASTING TIME

FRIENDSHIP MEANS KILLER OF LIFE

FRIENDSHIP MEANS TEASING

FRIENDSHIP MEANS JOKING

FRIENDSHIP MEANS GOOD RELATIONSHIP

FRIENDSHIP MEANS GOOD PARTNER

FRIENDSHIP MEANS CALLING IN A SAVIOR CONDITION

FRIENDSHIP MEANS LEAVING IN A SAVIOR CONDITION

FRIENDSHIP MEANS LIVING IN A GOOD CONDITION

FRIENDSHIP MEANS TIME PASS

FRIENDSHIP MEANS INVESTIGATE

FRIENDSHIP MEANS A PART OF LIFE

FRIENDSHIP MEANS A NICE THING

FRIENDSHIP MEANS A RIVER

FRIENDSHIP MEANS WINDS

FRIENDSHIP MEANS VERY SENSITIVE RELATION

IN SHORT FRNDSHIP MEANS U!!!!!!

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Art in Love

Lovi: May the Candle of our Friendship burn Forever
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Kip the lamp of frndship burning with oil of luv.......

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this is ur photo................sweetgirl...........

l^-#Rohamiya#-^l: कल मैने खुदा से पूछा कि खूबसूरती क्या है?

तो वो बोले
खूबसूरत है वो लब जिन पर दूसरों के लिए एक दुआ है

खूबसूरत है वो मुस्कान जो दूसरों की खुशी देख कर खिल जाए

खूबसूरत है वो दिल जो किसी के दुख मे शामिल हो जाए और किसी के प्यार के रंग मे रंग जाए

खूबसूरत है वो जज़बात जो दूसरो की भावनाओं को समझे

खूबसूरत है वो एहसास जिस मे प्यार की मिठास हो

खूबसूरत है वो बातें जिनमे शामिल हों दोस्ती और प्यार की किस्से कहानियाँ

खूबसूरत है वो आँखे जिनमे कितने खूबसूरत ख्वाब समा जाएँ

खूबसूरत है वो आसूँ जो किसी के ग़म मे बह जाएँ

खूबसूरत है वो हाथ जो किसी के लिए मुश्किल के वक्त सहारा बन जाए

खूबसूरत है वो कदम जो अमन और शान्ति का रास्ता तय कर जाएँ

खूबसूरत है वो सोच जिस मे पूरी दुनिया की भलाई का ख्याल

l^-#Rohamiya#-^l: कल मैने खुदा से पूछा कि खूबसूरती क्या है?

तो वो बोले
खूबसूरत है वो लब जिन पर दूसरों के लिए एक दुआ है

खूबसूरत है वो मुस्कान जो दूसरों की खुशी देख कर खिल जाए

खूबसूरत है वो दिल जो किसी के दुख मे शामिल हो जाए और किसी के प्यार के रंग मे रंग जाए

खूबसूरत है वो जज़बात जो दूसरो की भावनाओं को समझे

खूबसूरत है वो एहसास जिस मे प्यार की मिठास हो

खूबसूरत है वो बातें जिनमे शामिल हों दोस्ती और प्यार की किस्से कहानियाँ

खूबसूरत है वो आँखे जिनमे कितने खूबसूरत ख्वाब समा जाएँ

खूबसूरत है वो आसूँ जो किसी के ग़म मे बह जाएँ

खूबसूरत है वो हाथ जो किसी के लिए मुश्किल के वक्त सहारा बन जाए

खूबसूरत है वो कदम जो अमन और शान्ति का रास्ता तय कर जाएँ

खूबसूरत है वो सोच जिस मे पूरी दुनिया की भलाई का ख्याल

αηкιт кυѕнωαн ღ•: Thank you for always being there,

To listen and understand me.
I appreciate all you did for me,
And all you still do.

Thank you for making me feel whole again,
For putting my pieces back together.
I appreciate you putting my life back together,
You saved my life.

You may not understand,
Why I do what I do.
But you never criticized,
You just helped my through.

I knew I could come to you when I was down,
'cause I knew you'd always be there
to pick me back up
and say everything will be ok.

^-#Rohamiya#-^l: क्या है सच्चा प्यार ? आओ सुनो एक कहानी

एक चिडिया को एक सफ़ेद गुलाब से प्यार हो गया , उसने गुलाब को प्रपोस किया ,
गुलाब ने जवाब दिया की जिस दिन मै लाल हो जाऊंगा उस दिन मै तुमसे प्यार करूँगा ,
जवाब सुनके चिडिया गुलाब के आस पास काँटों में लोटने लगी और उसके खून से गुलाब लाल हो गया,
ये देखके गुलाब ने भी उससे कहा की वो उससे प्यार करता है पर तब तक चिडिया मर चुकी थी


इसीलिए कहा गया है की सच्चे प्यार का कभी भी इम्तहान नहीं लेना चाहिए,
क्यूंकि सच्चा प्यार कभी इम्तहान का मोहताज नहीं होता है ,
ये वो फलसफा; है जो आँखों से बया होता है ,

ये जरूरी नहीं की तुम जिसे प्यार करो वो तुम्हे प्यार दे ,
बल्कि जरूरी ये है की जो तुम्हे प्यार करे तुम उसे जी भर कर प्यार दो,
फिर देखो ये दुनिया जन्नत सी लगेगी

Shilpa Shetty

Shilpa Shetty started her career with SRK in 'Baazigar'. She dated Akshay Kumar during initial days of her career. She tasted international limelight when she won the UK-based reality TV show, 'Big Brother'. Shilpa Shetty is planning to marry businessman Raj Kundra and has also bought stakes in the IPL team Rajasthan Royals with him

Be An Indian......

The President of India DR. A. P. J. Abdul Kalam 's Speech in Hyderabad .

Why is the media here so negative?
Why are we in India so embarrassed to recognize our own strengths, our achievements?
We are such a great nation. We have so many amazing success stories but we refuse to acknowledge them. Why?
We are the first in milk production.
We are number one in Remote sensing satellites.
We are the second largest producer of wheat.
We are the second largest producer of rice.
Look at Dr. Sudarshan , he has transferred the tribal village into a self-sustaining, self-driving unit. There are millions of such achievements but our media is only obsessed in the bad news and failures and disasters.
I was in Tel Aviv once and I was reading the Israeli newspaper. It was the day after a lot of attacks and bombardments and deaths had taken place. The Hamas had struck. But the front page of the newspaper had the picture of a Jewish gentleman who in five years had transformed his desert into an orchid and a granary. It was this inspiring picture that everyone woke up to. The gory details of killings, bombardments, deaths, were inside in the newspaper, buried among other news.

In India we only read about death, sickness, terrorism, crime.. Why are we so NEGATIVE? Another question: Why are we, as a nation so obsessed with foreign things? We want foreign T.Vs, we want foreign shirts. We want foreign technology.
Why this obsession with everything imported. Do we not realize that self-respect comes with self-reliance? I was in Hyderabad giving this lecture, when a 14 year old girl asked me for my autograph. I asked her what her goal in life is. She replied: I want to live in a developed India . For her, you and I will have to build this developed India . You must proclaim. India is not an under-developed nation; it is a highly developed nation.
Do you have 10 minutes? Allow me to come back with a vengeance.
Got 10 minutes for your country? If yes, then read; otherwise, choice is yours.
YOU say that our government is inefficient.
YOU say that our laws are too old.
YOU say that the municipality does not pick up the garbage.
YOU say that the phones don't work, the railways are a joke. The airline is the worst in the world, mails never reach their destination.
YOU say that our country has been fed to the dogs and is the absolute pits.
YOU say, say and say. What do YOU do about it?
Take a person on his way to Singapore. Give him a name - 'YOURS'. Give him a face - 'YOURS'. YOU walk out of the airport and you are at your International best. In Singapore you don't throw cigarette butts on the roads or eat in the stores. YOU are as proud of their Underground links as they are. You pay $5 (approx. Rs. 60) to drive through Orchard Road (equivalent of Mahim Causeway or Pedder Road) between 5 PM and 8 PM. YOU come back to the parking lot to punch your parking ticket if you have over stayed in a restaurant or a shopping mall irrespective of your status identity… In Singapore you don't say anything, DO YOU? YOU wouldn't dare to eat in public during Ramadan, in Dubai . YOU would not dare to go out without your head covered in Jeddah..
YOU would not dare to buy an employee of the telephone exchange in London at 10 pounds (Rs.650) a month to, 'see to it that my STD and ISD calls are billed to someone else.'YOU would not dare to speed beyond 55 mph (88 km/h) in Washington and then tell the traffic cop, 'Jaanta hai main kaun hoon (Do you know who I am?). I am so and so's son. Take your two bucks and get lost.' YOU wouldn't chuck an empty coconut shell anywhere other than the garbage pail on the beaches in Australia and New Zealand .
Why don't YOU spit Paan on the streets of Tokyo? Why don't YOU use examination jockeys or buy fake certificates in Boston??? We are still talking of the same YOU. YOU who can respect and conform to a foreign system in other countries but cannot in your own. You who will throw papers and cigarettes on the road the moment you touch Indian ground. If you can be an involved and appreciative citizen in an alien country, why cannot you be the same here in India?

In America every dog owner has to clean up after his pet has done the job. Same in Japan.
Will the Indian citizen do that here?' He's right. We go to the polls to choose a government and after that forfeit all responsibility.
We sit back wanting to be pampered and expect the government to do everything for us whilst our contribution is totally negative. We expect the government to clean up but we are not going to stop chucking garbage all over the place nor are we going to stop to pick a up a stray piece of paper and throw it in the bin. We expect the railways to provide clean bathrooms but we are not going to learn the proper use of bathrooms.
We want Indian Airlines and Air India to provide the best of food and toiletries but we are not going to stop pilfering at the least opportunity.
This applies even to the staff who is known not to pass on the service to the public.



When it comes to burning social issues like those related to women, dowry, girl child! and others, we make loud drawing room protestations and continue to do the reverse at home. Our excuse? 'It's the whole system which has to change, how will it matter if I alone forego my sons' rights to a dowry.' So who's going to change the system?
What does a system consist of? Very conveniently for us it consists of our neighbours, other households, other cities, other communities and the government. But definitely not me and YOU. When it comes to us actually making a positive contribution to the system we lock ourselves along with our families into a safe cocoon and look into the distance at countries far away and wait for a Mr.Clean to come along & work miracles for us with a majestic sweep of his hand or we leave the country and run away.
Like lazy cowards hounded by our fears we run to America to bask in their glory and praise their system. When New York becomes insecure we run to England . When England experiences unemployment, we take the next flight out to the Gulf. When the Gulf is war struck, we demand to be rescued and brought home by the Indian government. Everybody is out to abuse and rape the country. Nobody thinks of feeding the system. Our conscience is mortgaged to money.
Dear Indians, The article is highly thought inductive, calls for a great deal of introspection and pricks one's conscience too…. I am echoing J. F. Kennedy's words to his fellow Americans to relate to Indians…..
'ASK WHAT WE CAN DO FOR INDIA AND DO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE TO MAKE INDIA WHAT AMERICA AND OTHER WESTERN COUNTRIES ARE TODAY'
Lets do what India needs from us.

Bollywood...

Bollywood...

PYAR KE LIYE.........

DIL KI KAHANI..............

{Above 18...} Comic Zone

Q. What is the difference between
hook in cricket and hook in Bra?

A. one sends ball out of boundary and
other keeps ball within the boundary!!

{Above 18...} Comic Zone

Jab “ Pond” ke advertisement me
Gall dikhate he,
“ Sansilk” k add me Bal dikhate he,
“Lipstic” ke add me lips…
To fir “ whisper” ke add me dhoka kyo?
Jago grahak jago!!!!

{Above 18...} Comic Zone

Arz Kiya hai…..Palat Haseena,
Seene me dum hum bhi rakhte hai
Agar to rakhti hai Bra me 2 bumb
To jockey me ek gun hum bhi
Rakhte hai…….

Khushi Ke Pal.....

Zailsingh decided to write the MBA exam.
He could understand everything except for the LOGIC part.
One day when he was reading,Rajiv came home.
Rajiv: Zailsinghji How is your MBA preparation?
Zail Singh: Everything is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Rajiv: Logic is very easy.
Zailsingh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Rajiv: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be water in it.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: So, logically, you are married.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: So, that means you are a heterosexual.
Zailsingh was very glad and he understood logic.
Next day he sees Butasingh and he was also preparing for MBA.
Zail: How is your MBA preparation?
Buta: Everything is fine except for the logic.
Zail: Oh, logic is easy.
Buta: Please, give me an example.
Zail: Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Buta: NO, I don't.
Zail: Saala HOMO!!!

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